CNWF²
DANGER
ZONE!!
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Santa Maria, California
CNWF² Stadium
Tuesday, January 20, 1998
Time: 9:31:45 p.m. {Third Segment}
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{cut to shot of commentary table}
Slick Nicholas, Frenchie Parker, and
Knee Johnson are still the commentators on hand. The red, white, and blue "TRAW is WART" jackets are
still very glaringly noticeable on each commentator.
{commentary}
Knee Johnson: Welcome back, everyone. What a show we have had so far tonight... and it's just only
beginning! We still haven't had any of the big matches that we are going to have in a few moments here, so stay
tuned to check them out!
Slick Nicholas: I don't think you can call yourself a true wrestling
fan if you aren't watching Dominator of Destruction defending his United States belt against Kain Piller. That
match would be worth seeing at any pay per view event... but we're bringing it here to you on the undercard of
Danger Zone! That Lex Victor sure is trying his best to keep his roster looking top notch by signing a match like
this so early on!
Frenchie Parker: It doesn't take much to be a master of illusions these
days, Slick, but man oh man is there some action ahead of us. After Dominator of Destruction defends his belt,
Lex Victor is going to have a special announcement for everyone, then we have Ken Davison fighting the Pepsi Cola
Kid. It seems everyone is getting a big match tonight, ya know?
Knee Johnson: Definitely, Frenchie! I mean after that, there's CAIN fighting Mr. Linscott, or the
athlete formerly known as Bad Ass John.
Slick Nicholas: Another guy the WWF ripped off from us and went on
to make money off of. I guess Mr. Linscott figured there was only room for one Bad Ass guy in this world and he
got tired of it. Everyone must have thought the WWF guy was the original though Bad Ass John has been here since
February. People probably think the same thing about CAIN who has been here for nearly a year! Again, don't fall
for expensive immitations. The real deal is a lot better anyway.
Frenchie Parker: Well, I'm not too sure just how convincingly you can
say that... but at least you don't have to feel like a sellout watching our product. We're straight foreward and
honest. We don't try to be something we're not. We're the innovators. The rest are immitators.
Slick Nicholas: Nice quote, Frenchie. Now maybe you can get a better
job at Nike and think up a more creative slogan for them.
Frenchie Parker: Thanks!
{cut to fairly distant panning shot from
the ring to the entranceway}
Ring Announcer: The following contest is scheduled for one fall and
is for the CNWF Squared United States Heavyweight Championship!
{cut to shot of the walkway}
The tall Dominator of Destruction steps
out into the arena greeting his fans as they cheer loudly for him. He has the United States belt strapped around
his waist as he makes his way to the ring.
{match}
Ring Announcer: Introducing first, the Champion from Atlanta, Georgia;
weighing in at three-hundred twenty-one pounds... Dominator of Destruction!
{cut to shot of the ring}
Dominator climbs up the ring steps,
then steps in the ring by stepping over the top rope. He waits for his opponent.
{commentary}
Slick Nicholas: I still can't believe Lex signed this match so early
in the show! Then again, this is one of those shows that just kind of came up at the wrong time. A lot of big matches
had to happen now... so they won't be happening the way they are supposed to.
Knee Johnson: Lex Victor's an idiot! I think we all can agree to that!
Slick Nicholas: Definitely!
Frenchie Parker: Ya know it!
{ring}
Ring Announcer: And his opponent, from EXTREME Towers, Fort Lauderdale,
Florida; weighing four-hundred forty-five pounds... Kain Piller!
{cut to shot of the walkway}
The arena goes dark and a red "flatline"
appears on the arena Jumbotron. A slow drum beat begins to fill the arena. As the beat goes on the line begins
to rise and fall with each note. After a while an upbeat guitar solo accompanies the drums. After a few seconds
the guitar fades out and all that's left is the beat. It continues on for a little while, then the familiar "ARE
YOU READY FOR THE REVOLUTION?" scream sounds through the arena as the words flash onto the Jumbotron. The
guitar solo returns and Kain Piller steps through the entranceway. He is accompanied by his twin brother, Nicholas,
and his escort Biko Daitokuji. They are dressed in matching trenchcoats, Biko's silver, the Pillers' black. Biko
wears her usual attire that resembles a cross between a one-piece bikini and battle armor. The Piller twins wear
matching black T-Shirts with a Chaos² across the front of it. They make their way to the ring while clips
of Kain Piller's wrestling matches show on the Jumbotron. Surprisingly, as popular as one might think Chaos²
to have been, the audience is reacting very negatively towards them.
{cut to shot of the ring}
Kain Piller climbs into the ring as
his brother and escort wait outside. Piller looks down at Dominator of Destruction with a bit of a smirk on his
face. He seems to be very confident about the match.
{commentary}
Slick Nicholas: I never have liked this Chaos crap, and I'm not gonna
start liking it now. To me it's just a group of cry-babies who are mad because they don't get their way. On the
other hand, I'd rather see Piller come away with the gold in this match than Dominator because quite frankly that
guy is getting on my nerves!
Frenchie Parker: I don't see why, Slick. He's been a good champion.
Slick Nicholas: I can have my opinions, Frenchie. But it's kind of
a tough call... I mean I really don't like either of these guys.
{cut to shot of the commentary table}
Knee Johnson: This should turn out to be one heck of a match! Ring the damn bell, ref! Get the
ball rolling! Come on! I'm tired of wating! I wanna see some... {Slick Nicholas slaps Johnson in the back of the
head} oww!
Slick Nicholas: Get ahold of yourself! There's a match about to begin.
Knee Johnson: {rubbing the back of his head} Sorry...
{cut to shot of the ring}
The referee calls for the bell and the
match begins.
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Dominator of Destruction vs Kain Piller
6'-10", 322 lbs — 7'-10",
445 lbs
(One Fall Singles match for the CNWF²
United States Heavyweight Title)
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{ring}
Dominator runs at Piller with a clothesline
to start the match off, but that doesn't even budge the towering Kain Piller. Dominator bounces off an opposite
set of ropes and again tries taking Kain Piller down, but no effect. Dominator runs at Piller one more time, but
ends up catching a boot to the face, quickly taking him down to the canvas. Piller laughs at the fallen Dominator.
{commentary}
Knee Johnson: Wow! Dominator just went right down to the canvas
in a flash right there! I'm not used to seeing that happen to him!
Slick Nicholas: Dominator isn't always giving up a foot and a hundred
and twenty five pounds to his opponent, either. There aren't a lot of guys as big as Kain Piller in this sport.
That guy is unbelievably huge!
Frenchie Parker: It's like the circus pulled into town!
Slick Nicholas: That guy could be the whole damn circus if you ask
me!
{ring}
Dominator of Destruction finally gets
back up to his feet and goes right up to Piller and pushes him. Piller doesn't even move once again, but he decides
to push Dominator in retaliation... only Dominator was ready for it and ducks the attempt and delivers a knee to
Piller's gut. That still doesn't do a whole lot to the big man, so Dominator takes him by the hair and pulls Piller
backward down to the canvas. Dominator doesn't waste any time as he delivers a leg drop to the fallen Piller, then
goes for the cover.
{commentary}
Knee Johnson: One! And a kickout! Dominator now going for a crossface.
You don't see him doing that very often.
Slick Nicholas: Well, he has to find some way to keep this big man
grounded.
{match}
Piller isn't as grounded as he should
have been, however, as he already begins getting back up to his feet pretty quick. To get Dominator off of him,
all he pretty much does is shrug and that sends Dominator back to the canvas. Kain Piller goes over to the reeling
Dominator and nudges him a few times with his boot, then picks him back up off the canvas... and gorilla presses
him! The audience is abuzz as he walks over to the edge of the ring and throws him over the side where ha has a
long way to go to fall outside the ring.
{commentary}
Knee Johnson: Oh my! That had to hurt!
Frenchie Parker: Dominator having his trouble against Kain Piller tonight!
You know, I get the feeling that Piller probably doesn't even care about the belt. I think he just wants to show
this guy why he was the founder of Chaos, ya know?
Slick Nicholas: I don't know... I still have a hard time respecting
a grown man who thinks he's the prince of evil... or lord of darkness or whatever he is. I think that's children's
stuff.
Knee Johnson: Oh my! Piller's going to the outside as well!
{cut to ringside shot}
Piller goes over to Dominator who is
barely getting up. He looks down at the fallen man, but Dominator tries surprising Pillar with a quick uppercut
to the chin... which Piller avoids pretty easily. He then stomps Dominator back to the ground with a boot, then
picks him up and throws him into the security railing around the audience. His escort and his brother look on approvingly
as he goes over to Dominator and delivers a vertical suplex onto the concrete floor. The audience replies to that
with resounding boos, though it seems there is actually some cheering here and there. Piller stomps Dominator several
times, then picks him back up and whips him to the ring apron.
{commentary}
Slick Nicholas: The ref is getting pretty close to the ten count!
One of these guys had better hurry up and get back in the ring!
Knee Johnson: Yeah... or they are both going to lose!
{ringside}
Piller is now choking Dominator with
his huge boot outside the ring. Piller finally realizes that he is about to be counted out, so he quickly slides
back in the ring. Dominator, on the other hand, takes a while in getting back up, and by the time he gets back
up to his feet, the ref has made it to ten.
{cut to shot of the ring}
Ring Announcer: The winner of this match, as the result of a countout,
Kain Piller! However, the title cannot change hands by disqualification, therefore Dominator of Detruction is still
United States Champion!
{arena}
The audience boos the proclamation.
Kain Piller just laughs it off and leaves the ring with his friends.
{cut to ringside shot}
The time keeper hands Dominator of Destruction
his belt back. Dominator grabs the title and looks extremely mad as he watches Kain Piller leaving the arena.
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Kain Piller by Countout
(Dominator of Destruction retains
U.S. Belt)
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{cut to shot of the commentary table}
Slick Nicholas: Now that is the disappointment of the night if anything...
I'd rather have seen one of these guys win rather than nothing happen at all. I doubt this is the last time we're
seeing these guys meet, though. They're going to cross paths again... and probably as a higher profile match.
Knee Johnson: You know... you're right! This has been the most disappointing keg of beer I have
had all night! I can't believe they sold me the damn thing! {Slick Nicholas and Frenchie Parker both slap Knee
in the back of the head several times for such an ill-informed remark.} Oww! Oooww! Stop it! Ooooow! Have mercy!
Frenchie Parker: Knee, this wouldn't happen to you if you'd just be
a little smarter, ya know?
Slick Nicholas: Yeah... think before you speak.
Knee Johnson: I always stink, Slick! I don't need to speak.
Slick Nicholas: Sometimes I wish you actually -did- follow that philosophy.
Anyway, we're going to try to get a few words with Lex Victor to see if he can enlighten us at all on just what
this announcement is going to be.
{cut to shot of a back room in the arena}
Lex Victor can be seen looking at Horrace
Nelson who is holding a mic to him trying to get some answers. Lex is wearing a TRAW is WART jacket just like the
rest of the commentary crew. There is also a man who isn't facing the camerathere as well. He doesn't seem very
important, but he's there.
Horrace Nelson: Lex! Glad I caught up with you. I want to see if I
can get a few answers on just what this announcement is going to be.
Lex Victor: {ponders the question for a bit, then answers with a not to happy voice} You know,
Mr. Nelson, I am damn tired of stupid questions like this! It doesn't seem like I can do a damn thing around here
without it turning into a national spectacle. I can let you in on a little bad news right now... and that is whomever
I sent to take care of booking the time for this show told the network that it was only going to be an hour long!
We need two hours for this show... but we aren't getting it! So how's that for a special announcement?
Horrace Nelson: Well, I kind of was hoping for some information on
the real special announcement.
Lex Victor: You know, you can't always have everything you want. I can't even have everything
I want. Hell, as it is I am going to have to sneak in updates on what's going on here in the arena during commercial
breaks after we go off the air, and all you care about is my special announcement! This is horrible... I mean our
main event in summary form? Oh well, if you still want a damn update on just what the special announcement is going
to be... why don't you take a look around! What does the back of this jacket say? {Lex turns around and points
over his back at the large "CNWF TRAW is WART" logo}
Horrace Nelson: Are you bringing back Monday Nitraw or something?
Lex Victor: You're hopeless, Horrace. Get the heck out of here. You're going to have to wait
for the surprise along with everyone else. While you're at it, might as well tell all your friends to tune into
the WWF and never turn to CNWF² again since you pay so little attention! {Lex Victor storms out of the area
along with the other guy who was there.
{cut to shot of the commentary table}
The commentators look shocked. Slick
Nicholas seems to be fairly angry on top of that.
{commentary}
Slick Nicholas: Who the hell takes care of the book keeping for these
shows?
Knee Johnson: Don't look at me! I'm too stupid to do it and Lex would never hire me to do it!
Frenchie Parker: It's Michael Richardson, Slick. The executive president
of broadcasting for CyberNetic Industries.
Slick Nicholas: Isn't that the same guy who keeps on criticizing Lex?
I don't think that was an accident after all. I think this was done on purpose. Damn... he just cut off four great
matches! I can't believe this! And this was turining out to be a great Danger Zone! Dammit!
Knee Johnson: It's not so bad, Slick. I just may not have gotten drunk enough just yet to need
a designated driver back to the Ramada Inn!
Slick Nicholas: I wouldn't drive you anyway, moron! Anyway, we have
a commercial break to go to... so don't go away! Lord knows this show's about over anyway, so suffering through
a few more minutes of it isn't going to hurt.
Frenchie Parker: I can't believe that...
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|s {Commercial Break} |
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